They go over to her place and after a couple of beers she starts coming on to him and they end up making love for several hours and fall to sleep.

"Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!"

"Brother, this is a silent monastery, you are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so."

"I'll bet you ten cents I can kiss you on the lips without touching them."

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts and low cut blouses.

"You certainly are to be commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert."

Do you want a new bike?

He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question, "What is two and two?"