Guy tells his wife he's going to play 18 holes of golf one Saturday afternoon. She gets mad at him for always wasting time on the golf course every weekend.

He leaves the house with his wife still nagging him.

On the first hole there is a beautiful blond playing by herself. She asks him to play as a twosome. He agrees.
After nine holes she tells him she's hot and thirsty and invites him to her condo right off the ninth green. They go over to her place and after a couple of beers she starts coming on to him and they end up making love for several hours and fall to sleep.
He finally wakes up and sees that it is after dark. In a panic he throws on his clothes and leaves for home.

Frantic, he tries to think up a plausible lie to tell his wife why he's so late. He finally decides that 'honesty is the best policy' and opts to tell her the truth!

He walks in the house and she's in a fury: "Where the heck have you been?"

Golfer: "Well, honey, I met this blond on the first hole and one thing led to another and we ended up making love and I fell asleep over at her place."

Wife: "You liar! You played 36 holes didn't you!"

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